Top Ten Santa Pick-Up Lines
10. I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly
9. I put the 'scroo' in 'Scrooge'!
8. I've got something you can hang a wreath on
7. One hour with me honey and you'll see flyin' reindeer
6. Buy you a Zima?
5. That is a candy cane in my pocket, and I'm glad to see you
4. Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers
3. I got your stocking stuffer right here, Shirley!
2. Giddy-up over here and say 'Howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!
and the #1 Santa pick-up line is ...
1. I've got an elf in my pants!
Thursday, December 04, 2003
Top Ten Least Rented Christmas Movies
10. "'Twas 243 Nights Before Christmas"
9. "Frosty, the Anatomically Correct Snowman"
8. "Deuce Bistletoe: Male Mistletoe"
7. "The Grinch Who Sold Christmas On Ebay"
6. "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't Due To Santa's Urinary Tract Infection"
5. "Yo Ho Ho! Dave Letterman's Rappin' Christmas"
4. Discovery Channel Presents: "Elf Autopsy"
3. "Let's See What Bing Crosby Looks Like Now!"
2. "Tiny Tim: Big Where It Counts"
and the number one Least Rented Christmas Movie is ...
1. "Yentl"
10. "'Twas 243 Nights Before Christmas"
9. "Frosty, the Anatomically Correct Snowman"
8. "Deuce Bistletoe: Male Mistletoe"
7. "The Grinch Who Sold Christmas On Ebay"
6. "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't Due To Santa's Urinary Tract Infection"
5. "Yo Ho Ho! Dave Letterman's Rappin' Christmas"
4. Discovery Channel Presents: "Elf Autopsy"
3. "Let's See What Bing Crosby Looks Like Now!"
2. "Tiny Tim: Big Where It Counts"
and the number one Least Rented Christmas Movie is ...
1. "Yentl"
Tuesday, December 02, 2003
Helpful Holiday Diet Tips
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out.
3. If you eat standing up, it doesn't count!
4. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.
5. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count.
6. Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage cause calorie leakage.
7. Food used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes: any chocolate used for energy, brandy, cheesecake, and Haagen-Daz Ice Cream.
8. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount.
9. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel. This includes: Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out.
3. If you eat standing up, it doesn't count!
4. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.
5. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count.
6. Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage cause calorie leakage.
7. Food used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes: any chocolate used for energy, brandy, cheesecake, and Haagen-Daz Ice Cream.
8. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount.
9. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel. This includes: Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.
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